LOL time..

What is the difference between men and women?


1. A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend. A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.


2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they
went to bed. Women some how deteriorate during the night.


3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
want.


4. A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, and she does.


5. There are two times when a man doesn't
understand a woman- before and after marriage.


6. A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a
woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.


8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the
same thing!


9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.


10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the
ending of romance